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| − | A citizen is the most basic faction available in HL2RP, it requires no whitelist and is mostly passive. |
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| + | Long story short, you came off of a train (that is, the server list) and are now a starving, looked down upon, probably suspiciously mingey hobo. People don't kid when they say the Citizen faction's the dumping ground of the whitelistless. |
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| − | Any citizen must play FearRP from the Civil Protection, unless he is an highly tiered loyalist, A citizen is usually living poor life seeking for money, food, water and a place to sleep. |
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| + | == Exciting Things to Do as a Citizen == |
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| + | * Walk in circles like you're some sort of knockoff CP |
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| + | * Alt-tab to look at furry pornography |
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| + | * Alt-tab to go play something more exciting |
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| + | * Speak two lines of text to another person before a CP comes and beats you for it |
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| + | * Try to mug a fresh 05/RCT and be beaten to death because you're a "malnourished citizen" |
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| + | * Alt-run to the ration station and /apply |
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| + | * /apply |
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| + | * /me would lean on the wall |
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| + | * Beg a superadmin to authorize your shiv, only to be denied on the grounds of "we don't want more rebels". |
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| + | * Somehow acquire a 9mm pistol and immediately be charbanned by some admin on the grounds of "mingegrabbed a weapon" |
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| + | * Run into the predictably unlocked D6 slums and meet the admin rebels, then get killed by them |
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| + | * Follow a CP into the nexus and get shot |
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| + | * Altrun and spout shitty memes until you get banned |
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| + | * Get banned in general |
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| + | * Learn to /charfallover to avoid long falls |
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| + | * Get physgunned around by an admin |
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| + | * Generally be the bottom bitch of the admins. |
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| + | * Desperately spam requests for your CP app to be read. |
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| + | * Have your CP app denied, "there are enough CPs" despite every one of them being a High Command admin. |
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| + | * Have your CWU app denied, despite there being zero CWU on the server. |
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| + | * Have your Vortigaunt app denied, even when the other Vortigaunt is an admin whose Vort's grasp of English boils down to "Thou art dumb." |
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| + | * Hit the disconnect button. |
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| + | * Hit the Quit button. |
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| + | * Install 36,000 custom CP packs and Mass Effect props, just because the edgy rebels in D6 wanted to have a cool base, or because the 400 pound feminist 01 demanded the Female Metropolice Pack. |
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| + | * Experience a nightmare of pink and black textures. |
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| + | * FINALLY GET ACCEPTED into the CPs, only to be dewhitelisted because the SeC passed by you and decided it'd be funny to shoot you dead. |
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| + | * Get randomly slain by an admin as a "joke". |
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| + | * Watch more furry pornography in alt-tab. |
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| + | * Eventually join the Bob Good Miltia and get banned together with your friends. |
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[[Category:Factions]] |
[[Category:Factions]] |
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[[Category:Citizen Life]] |
[[Category:Citizen Life]] |
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Revision as of 18:29, 17 July 2016
Oh, you poor bastard.
Long story short, you came off of a train (that is, the server list) and are now a starving, looked down upon, probably suspiciously mingey hobo. People don't kid when they say the Citizen faction's the dumping ground of the whitelistless.
Exciting Things to Do as a Citizen
- Walk in circles like you're some sort of knockoff CP
- Alt-tab to look at furry pornography
- Alt-tab to go play something more exciting
- Speak two lines of text to another person before a CP comes and beats you for it
- Try to mug a fresh 05/RCT and be beaten to death because you're a "malnourished citizen"
- Alt-run to the ration station and /apply
- /apply
- /me would lean on the wall
- Beg a superadmin to authorize your shiv, only to be denied on the grounds of "we don't want more rebels".
- Somehow acquire a 9mm pistol and immediately be charbanned by some admin on the grounds of "mingegrabbed a weapon"
- Run into the predictably unlocked D6 slums and meet the admin rebels, then get killed by them
- Follow a CP into the nexus and get shot
- Altrun and spout shitty memes until you get banned
- Get banned in general
- Learn to /charfallover to avoid long falls
- Get physgunned around by an admin
- Generally be the bottom bitch of the admins.
- Desperately spam requests for your CP app to be read.
- Have your CP app denied, "there are enough CPs" despite every one of them being a High Command admin.
- Have your CWU app denied, despite there being zero CWU on the server.
- Have your Vortigaunt app denied, even when the other Vortigaunt is an admin whose Vort's grasp of English boils down to "Thou art dumb."
- Hit the disconnect button.
- Hit the Quit button.
- Install 36,000 custom CP packs and Mass Effect props, just because the edgy rebels in D6 wanted to have a cool base, or because the 400 pound feminist 01 demanded the Female Metropolice Pack.
- Experience a nightmare of pink and black textures.
- FINALLY GET ACCEPTED into the CPs, only to be dewhitelisted because the SeC passed by you and decided it'd be funny to shoot you dead.
- Get randomly slain by an admin as a "joke".
- Watch more furry pornography in alt-tab.
- Eventually join the Bob Good Miltia and get banned together with your friends.